I will give for now, if you accept this rose in exchange for the chocolate kiss you gave me.
Very well- I’ll accept it then.
It’d be quite rude of me to decline your kind gesture… right?
My, my. Thank you.
…Honestly. I can’t even say I’m surprised anymore—
Uhm… y’mean like this?
*places head on shoulder*
I don’t understand you.
"Good for non-verbal magic, its main strength lies in Defense Against the Dark Arts- of course, unfit for dark spells. Picky, once mastered it gets attached to its owner. Initiative and versatile, it’s a prideful wand." - that’s what the wandmaker said.
Such a noble wand.
IT WAS JUST SOME PICK UP LINE ON THE INTERNET. I DIDN’T EVEN COME UP WITH IT. I SIT UPON A THRONE OF LIES. OH MY GOD HE’S SO CUUUTE. I WANT TO HUG HIM. HE’S PETTING MY HAIR AND IT FEELS NICE OMGOMG I WANT TO SNUGGLE AND KISS HIM- WAIT NO, DAMMIT WOLFRED, YOU CAN’T KISS HIM, STOP THINKING ABOUT KISSING HIM, HE DOESN’T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT. YOU’RE LIKE A STRAY PUPPY HE SOMETIMES LOOKS AFTER, NO MORE NO LESS AND YOU HAVE TO BE CONTENT WITH THAT. HE’S SOOOOO CUUUTTEEEEE WITH HIS PINK CHEEKS AND FLUFFY WUFFY HAIR~~~ I WANT TO RUN MY HANDS THROUGH IT.
Wolfred:…….Thanks…….behind the ears please.
Happyness cards! <3